Something To Joke About
(Sung to "Something To Talk About" by Bonnie Raitt )
(instrumental intro)

People are talkin' - talkin' 'bout Dubya.
We hear them snicker, they can't believe him.
Think the Bush Brothers cheated the voters.
He'd just ignore it, but we'll keep saying:
Bush acts just a little too proud.
Votes were just a little too close.
Bush erred just a little too long.
Maybe we're seeing something you won't, Dubya!

Bush gives us something to joke about!
Bush gives us something to joke about!
Bush gives us something to joke about!
How dumb is Duh...buh...ya?

He's so foolish, haven't you noticed?
His lack of service was so appalling to see.
No sense of humor and it makes us wonder
How this Clown Prince can just blunder.
Thinking 'bout Election Day,
Steaming 'bout Election Night.
Bush hopes that we'll just go away.
Now that we know it, we'll watch you blow it, Dubya!

Bush gives us something to joke about!
Bush gives us something to joke about!
Bush gives us something to joke about!
How dumb is Duh...buh....ya?

(instrumental break)

Bush gives us something to joke about!
Bush gives us something to joke about!
Bush gives us something to joke about!
How dumb is Duh...buh...ya?

Bush gives us something to joke about!
Bush gives us something to joke about!
Bush gives us something to joke about!
How dumb is Duh...buh...ya?

(repeat chorus and fade)



Copyright © 2001 by W. Tong

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