John Ashcroft's Kangaroo Courts
(Sung to the tune of "Magical Mystery Tour" by The Beatles
Guest song parody by Skisics Surus, skisics@yahoo.com

(instrumental intro)

Caught up, caught up in John's kangaroo courts.
Caught up, caught up in John's kangaroo courts.
(Caught up) John starts his investigation.
Caught up in John's kangaroo courts.
(Caught up) John's made your reservation.
Caught up in John's kangaroo courts.
John Ashcroft's kangaroo courts are waiting to take you away.
Waiting to take you away.
 
Caught up, caught up in John's kangaroo courts.
Caught up, caught up in John's kangaroo courts.
(Caught up) in John's kangaroo courts.
(Caught up) your torture is guaranteed.
Caught up in John's kangaroo courts.
John Ashcroft's kangaroo courts are hoping to take you away.
Hoping to take you away now.
 
John Ashcroft's kangaroo courts.
Caught up, caught up in John's kangaroo courts.
(Caught up) and there's no representation.
Caught up in John's kangaroo courts.
(Caught up) there's no representation.
Caught up in John's kangaroo courts.
John Ashcroft's kangaroo courts are coming to take you away.
Coming to take you away.
John Ashcroft's kangaroo courts are dying to take you away.
Dying to take you away - take you today.


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