King On The Road
(Sung to the tune of "King of the Road" by Roger Miller)
Guest song parody by Michael Pacholek

(instrumental intro)

Failure as President,
Room for lots of improvement.
No luck, no peace, no stocks.
He ain't got no '04 lock.
Ah, but, two weeks at Camp David
Just might help Georgie's Id.
He's a... man of genes by all means...
King on the road!

Get on that big jet plane,
Off to Kennebunkport, Maine.
Big boots, switch to boat shoes,
And maybe he'll go back to booze.
He'll smoke... evildoers he's found,
But Osama's still around.
He's a... man of genes by all means...
King on the road!

He knows every pilot on the Air Force One plane
But hardly the countries and their leaders' names.
But every time he takes us for some wrecks.
He flies off to Crawford, Tex! I sing...

Failure as President,
Room for lots of improvement.
No luck, no peace, no stocks.
He ain't got no '04 lock.
Ah, but, two weeks at Camp David
Just might help Georgie's Id.
He's a... man of genes by all means...
King on the road!

He knows every pilot on the Air Force One plane
But hardly the countries and their leaders' names.
But every time he takes us for some wrecks.
He flies off to Crawford, Tex! I sing...

Failure as President,
Room for lots of improvement.
No luck, no peace, no stocks.
He ain't got no '04 lock.
Ah, but, two weeks at Camp David
Just might help Georgie's Id.
He's a... man of genes by all means...
King on the road!
King on the road!
King on the road!



Here is an alternate version: King Is A Toad
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