(instrumental intro) "I did nothing that was wrong." So said Kenneth Lay about his larceny. Jeff Skilling said, "I didn't know That Enron's debt would soon come home.  Stop blaming me." No, we don't believe! (Chorus) Lay's blind alley Was hidden by his charms. Bilked investors and everyone he'd talked to. Lay's blind alley Would lead to Enron's swoon. Hear them lie; the Right Wing protects W. (instrumental break)

Dim Son's now feigning great surprise
How Enron could have swooned from those above.
Hid beneath their web of lies:
Enron was in tatters - an inside robbery.
Their workers were deceived.

Lay's blind alley
Was hidden by his charms.
Bilked investors and everyone he'd talked to.
Lay's blind alley
Would lead to Enron's swoon.
Hear them lie; the Right Wing protects W.

(instrumental break)

These crooks turned off the warning light
Due to clout with Bush's family.
They won't give answers when asked why.
Ignored inquiries 'bout their inside robbery.
Their workers were deceived.

Lay's blind alley
Was hidden by his charms.
Bilked investors and everyone he'd talked to.
Lay's blind alley
Would lead to Enron's swoon.
Hear them lie; the Right Wing protects W.

Lay's blind alley
Was hidden by his charms.
Bilked investors and everyone he'd talked to.
Lay's blind alley
Would lead to Enron's swoon.
Hear them lie; the Right Wing protects W.

(repeat chorus and fade)

Copyright © 2002 by W. Tong

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