Legal Motions
Satire about the Bush Administration's attempts to suppress public release of documents
(Sung to the tune of "The Locomotion" by Little Eva)
By Skisics Surus & Wm. K. Tong

(instrumental intro)

White House now is doing their stonewall stance now.
(C'mon, Cheney, screw those legal motions.)
And Bush will really like it if Dick gives 'em no chance now.
(C'mon, Cheney, screw those legal motions.)
By fending off the press, Ari does it with ease.
It's easy, because right wing folks own ABC.
Hey, come on, come on, and screw those legal motions - let's see!

They wanna seal your lips now.
Just watch Cheney... stonewall...
Bush hacks... will not release these papers
From their stacks, so...

Now that GAO is suing, they'll drag it out now.
(C'mon, Cheney, screw those legal motions.)
They don't want a commotion causing them any pain now.
(C'mon, Cheney, screw those legal motions.)
Secrecy is easy; knowledge, they can't control.
Supreme Court's in their pocket, abdicated their role.
Hey, come on, come on, and screw those legal motions - let's see.

(instrumental break)

Won't release their files, due to legal motions.
(C'mon, Cheney, screw those legal motions.)
Bush would like to dump these files into the oceans.
(C'mon, Cheney, screw those legal motions.)
They only have to stonewall, it's so easy to do.
Shrub's cov'ring up for Pappy, and for Enron, too.
Hey, come on, come on,  and screw those legal motions - let's see.

C'mon, Cheney, screw those legal motions.
C'mon, Cheney, screw those legal motions.
C'mon, Cheney, screw those legal motions.

(repeat refrain - instrumental ending)


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