Limbaugh's
Pill Tower
Radio gasbag Rush Limbaugh
now finds himself under prosecution in Florida for illegally procuring
thousands of prescription painkiller pills, such as OxyContin and other
dope.
(Sung to the tune of "Lady Willpower" by Gary Puckett & The Union
Gap)
(instrumental intro)
Limbaugh's pill tower:
Found out, but never... stops hypocrisy, and
He's sour; his part in his drug mess...
Endless sleaze.
And so we'll taunt *E.I.B., 'cause Rush's maid
Had bought him drugs to ease his mind.
One thing you can be sure of:
He's unprepared for "jail love."
And you can bet he won't do time.
Limbaugh's pill tower:
Found out, but never... stops hypocrisy, and
He's sour; his part in his drug mess...
Endless sleaze. |
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Rush Limbaugh tries to sell you... his "facts of life."
He lies so much, with cash to burn.
Rush used to gladly preach, too:
"Druggies are bums; cops beat you."
He's in the oven, and may burn...
Limbaugh's pill tower:
Found out, but never... stops hypocrisy, and
He's sour; his part in his drug mess...
Endless sleaze.
(repeat chorus and fade)
*EIB
= Rush Limbaugh's self-described boast "Excellence In Broadcasting"
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