Aren't They Loathsome, The Right?
(Sung to the tune of "Are You Lonesome Tonight" by Elvis Presley) 
Aren't they loathsome, the Right?
They can't dismiss their plight
They all worry they're rifting apart

Their short memory may
Doom their election day
'Cause their polls have all sunk off the chart

Did their chair, Haley Barbour, seem full of despair?
We're amazed at their missteps - no victory there
Wasn't Newt such a pain?
Will he come back again?
It seems clear, that they're doomed on the Right

(instrumental break)

Wasn't Newt such a pain?
Will he come back again?
It seems clear, that they're doomed on the Right



Copyright © 1999 by W. Tong

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