Look at me, I'm Dubya B.
(The peak of sheer stupidity.)
Won't go to bed 'til that Saddam is dead.
I can't, I'm Dubya B.
Watch it! Hey, Saddam will pay!
We want oil - he's in the way!
Show him who's boss - don't care about cost.
Let's start! Saddam must pay!
I don't think - I dare.
U.N. spat? Don't care!
If we kill him, I won't regret
Changing all the laws for my worthy cause.
Voters buy this crap - they'll forget.
We'll accrue oil revenue.
I know what I wanna do.
For Big Oil must get their object of lust.
For their gain, they trust in me.
Axis! Axis! Evil! See?
Saddam sacked by us - soon to be!
War is my tool, and the people, I'll fool.
I now rule. I'm Dubya B.