If I Ever Lose My Faith In Nukes
(Sung to the tune of "If I Ever Lose My Faith In You" by The Police)
Guest song parody by Alvin Dover, alvindover@hotmail.com


(As sung by pResident Bush)

(instrumental intro)

You could say I lost my faith in weapons inspections.
You could say I lost my belief in the UN.
You could say I only want revenge.
You could say all of this and worse, but
If I ever lose my faith in nukes,
There'd be nothing left for me to screw.

Some would say I was a lost man in a lost world.
You could say I lost my faith in the art of diplomacy.
You could say I'd lost my belief in a flawed institution.
I supposed that's not a problem with me.
If I ever lose my faith in nukes,
There'd be nothing left for me to screw.

Evil dictators of the world should be replaced,
'Cause every time I close my eyes, I see their face.
Sometimes for peace you have to fight.
Just put the dead bodies in the bag.
I never saw no peaceful solution.
That didn't always end up as something worse, but
Let me say this first...
If I ever lose my faith in nukes,
There'd be nothing left for me to screw.

If I ever lose my faith,
If I ever lose my faith,
If I ever lose my faith,
If I ever lose my faith in nukes...


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