Not adding up the way you say it goes?
Well, let's forget all that
And give me the numbers, if you can find them,
So we can see, just don't tell me they're fine, and you know
We've overcome your show, you’ve learned to fake it well
You only wish your words could just convince yourself
That those numbers are real, but that's how the right wing feels

Mr. Gov'nor, well, could you explain your tax plan?
Well, I can't see where the number goes that you just gave me.
There's something in your lies, you know it happens every time --
You make up a fact that you thought would confuse me.

Not adding up the way you say it goes? Well, let's forget all that
And give me the numbers if you can find them,
So we can see, just don't tell me they're fine, and you know
we've overcome your show, you’ve learned to fake it well
You only wish your words could just convince yourself
That those numbers are real, but that's how the right wing feels
No, no, no, no... That's not the way it feels.

Mr. Gov'nor, well, let's forget about your plan
No truth in there you really wanted to speak to.
Thank you for your time, it's just too much for your blank mind
And you won't take my dime.

Not adding up the way you say it goes?
Well, let's forget all that
And give me the numbers, if you can find them,
So we can see, just don't tell me their fine, and you know
We've overcome your show, you’ve learned to fake it well
You only wish your words could just convince yourself
That those numbers are real, but that's how the right wing feels

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