Bush Is Nothing But A Whore
(Sung to the tune of "If I Only Had a Brain" from "The Wizard of Oz")
Guest song parody by Heather - from West Palm Beach, FL


(instrumental intro)

Dubya stole the big election.
It gives him an erection.
Seeing democrats complain.
Soon the people will discover,
That he's only just another,
Lousy alky on cocaine.

All the judges he was buyin'
They just kept on denyin'
Afair vote count for Gore.
With his checks from big tobacco,
And from Bible-thumping whackos,
Bush is nothing but a whore.

Oh, I can tell you why,
Our great nation's going to fry.
He's so stupid that it makes me want to cry.
Or maybe just, lay down and die!

So while Florida is cryin'
George Bush he still is tryin'
To find it on a map.
So now we're stuck with a leader,
Who subscribes to Weekly Reader,
While the country goes to crap!

Dubya stole the big election.
It gives him an erection.
Seeing democrats complain.
Soon the people will discover,
That he's only just another,
Lousy alky on cocaine.

All the judges he was buyin'
They just kept on denyin'
A fair vote count for Gore.
With his checks from big tobacco,
And from Bible-thumping whackos,
Bush is nothing but a whore.


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Copyright 2001 by Heather
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