Not Ready
(Sung to the tune of "Get Ready" by the Temptations)

George Dubya's a man who had to steal a big election
(For the Right)
Was given the task to make right wing dreams
Come true with voodoo
(Election Night)
Well, fee-fi-fo-fum
That Bush Baby is really dumb

(Chorus:)
The Usurper's an appalling fool
Who's not ready, not ready
He's been installed as a right wing tool
Who's not ready, not ready
So, let's shout:
Not ready, because he's dumb
Not ready, because he's dumb

Bush wants to play hide and seek with your money,
Well, let me remind you
(He's far Right)
His party's got a secret agenda
And it could blind you
(We gotta fight)
Well, fee-fi-fo-fum
That Bush Baby is really dumb

The Usurper's an appalling fool
Who's not ready, not ready
He's been installed as a right wing tool
Who's not ready, not ready
So, let's shout:
Not ready, because he's dumb
Not ready, because he's dumb

(instrumental break)

"Put limits on freedom," is what Bush wants
To try to rule the land
(He's far Right)
Poppy gets to do what he wants to do
'Cause that's how they planned it
(We gotta fight)
Well, fee-fi-fo-fum
That Bush Baby is really dumb

The Usurper's an appalling fool
Who's not ready, not ready
He's been installed as a right wing tool
Who's not ready, not ready
So, let's shout:
Not ready, because he's dumb
Not ready, because he's dumb


Here is the older Newt Gingrich version of this song parody
More George W. Bush song parodies from The Dubya Song Book


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