Osama's
Balls
(instrumental intro)
They shake my nerves and rattle my brain!
Those Daisy Cutters drive a man insane!
They broke my will... me, they might kill...
Allah, spare me! Great balls of fire!
I left my home and took all my money.
Found fellow nuts who thought murder was funny.
I'm in cave... hey, ain't I brave?
Allah, spare me! Great balls of fire!
Help me, Allah! I don't... feel good...
Help me, Allah!
I want to kill folks like you know I should.
Remind... my kind.
Please don't tell the world that I'm lyin', lyin', lyin'...
Blew up some buildings, and it felt so good.
They killed for Allah, like good soldiers should.
My men were bold... but here, it's cold!
Allah, spare me! Great balls of fire!
(instrumental break)
Help me, Allah! I don't... feel good...
Help me, Allah!
I want to kill folks like you know I should.
Remind... my kind.
Please don't tell the world that I'm lyin', lyin', lyin'...
I chew my nails, and I twiddle my thumbs.
Hiding in caves ain't a whole lot of fun.
My past is hazy... they think I'm crazy.
Allah, spare me! Great balls of fire!
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