Mr. Robertson
(Sung to the tune of "Mrs. Robinson" by Simon & Garfunkel) 
introduction

Three jeers for you, Mr. Robertson
Jesus loves us more than you, you know... ain't it so?
You right wing sleaze, Mr. Robertson
Heaven's not a place for those who pay
You today... hey, hey, hey

The IRS would like to know about you for their files
They'd like to know how you just help yourself
All your voter guides are full of big pathetic lies
Now the courts have found that your tax shelter's not a dome

Three jeers for you, Mr. Robertson
Jesus loves us more than you, you know... ain't it so?
You right wing sleaze, Mr. Robertson
Heaven's not a place for those who pay
You today... hey, hey, hey

Hide your money in a place where no one ever knows
Always did give plenty to your puppets
It's a big tax secret, just Pat Robertson's affair
Most of all, you'll hide it from the IRS

We laugh at you, Mr. Robertson
Jesus loves us more than you, you know... ain't it so?
You right wing sleaze, Mr. Robertson
Heaven's not a place for those who pay
You today... hey, hey, hey

Tried to run for President in 1988
Failed as a candidate, too late
Rant about it, shout about it, you we will not choose
Every way you try to win, you'll lose

You nose is long as Pinocchio's
The nation's turned it weary ears from you... boo hoo hoo
What's that you say, Mr. Robertson?
Culture War is lost - you're goin' away
Hey hey hey... hey hey hey!



Here's a song parody about Jerry Falwell and the Moral Majority:
Save Your Last Dime For Me (Save The Last Dance For Me)


Copyright © 1999 by W. Tong

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