Right Wing Blitz
(Sung to the tune of "Ballroom Blitz" by Sweet)
Guest song parody by skisics surus, skisics@yahoo.com

Are you ready, George? Aha.
Dick? Yeah!
Rush? OK.
Alright, fellas, let's go!

Oh it's been getting so hard
Livin' with the things Bush does to run, a-ha
Oh our lies are getting so strained
We'd like to tell you everything is fine

Oh, we see Bush on the attack
As a matter of fact his lies are big as the sun
And with Rush in his corner, spoon feed the reporters
'Cause Bush thinks he's the favorite son.

Oh, yeah, it was like lightning,
They're spin is so frightening
Bush is desperately flailing
The more he is trailing

Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah
With Rush leading the pack, said:
"Everyone attack and soon it turns into a right wing blitz
And with oil company backing,
Gore, we wanna warn ya, it'll turn into a right wing blitz!"

Right wing blitz!
Right wing blitz!
Right wing blitz!
Right wing blitz!

Rush, searching out for something
Finding nothing's all they ever do
Oh, he softly whispers rumors
When he's through, there's nothing left of you, aha
Now with Rush on the attack
But he's ready to crack as he raises his voice on the mike
And the Republicans now are mourning
They couldn't hoodwink us with their lies

Oh yeah, it was electric,
So frightfully hectic
And now Bush started dropping,
'Cause he couldn't stop flopping

Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah
With Rush leading the pack, said:
"Everyone attack and soon it turns into a right wing blitz
And with oil company backing,
Gore, we wanna warn ya, it'll turn into a right wing blitz!"

Right wing blitz!
Right wing blitz!
Right wing blitz!
Right wing blitz!

Oh, yeah, it was like lightning,
They're spin is so frightening
Bush is desperately flailing
The more he is trailing

Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah
With Rush leading the pack, said:
"Everyone attack and soon it turns into a right wing blitz
And with oil company backing,
Gore, we wanna warn ya, it'll turn into a right wing blitz!"

It's, it's a right wing blitz!
It's, it's a right wing blitz!
It's, it's a right wing blitz!
Yeah, it's a right wing blitz!


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