Wreck
of the Ol' Constitution
| John Ashcroft is the U.S. Attorney General;
How he got there is still unknown. With a can of Crisco and a big Holy Bible, He was just a Cotton Mather clone. (Chorus:)
They handed him his orders at Falwell Central,
So he then declared war.
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They told Ashcroft to stop those "evil" doctors,
Friends in Congress were in despair.
"I'll throw them in jail before I let 'em do it,
I need more Crisco to annoint my hair."
So he then declared war.
'Cause that law made him sore.
He flushed "state rights" down the drain.
Suicide didn't sit right with that creep, John
Ashcroft.
He flushed "state rights" down the drain.
He knew he had a long hard road ahead of him
But Johnny never missed a cue,
'Cause if he could stop the doctors in one place ,
He'd get them damned abortionists, too.
So he then declared war.
'Cause that law made him sore.
He flushed "state rights" down the drain.
Suicide didn't sit right with that creep, John
Ashcroft.
He flushed "state rights" down the drain.
Now here's a lesson to the apathetic voters:
Who think pols are all the same hue,
Just remember the tale of ol' John Ashcroft,
One day soon, he'll be coming for you!
So he then declared war.
'Cause that law made him sore.
He flushed "state rights" down the drain.
Suicide didn't sit right with that creep, John
Ashcroft.
He flushed "state rights" down the drain.
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