The Bush Mess Song

The Bush Mess Song
(Sung to the tune of "The Christmas Song" by Nat King Cole)

Gun nuts boasting they will open fire,
"Jack Sh*t" is the one Bush knows.
Slings and arrows - Dubya comes under fire.
And Bush says, "Hey! No more of those!"

Everyone sees Bush the turkey, and Dick Cheney go
Help their friends on the Far Right.
Sleazy plots, and how far lies can go,
But Andrew Card will keep lips tight.

They think that Smirk will have his way.
He's bringing lots of joy to buddies for their pay.
Hope every Democrat is gonna try
To see that his policies will never fly.

To Smirk I'm offering no words of praise.
If we aim true, we will not miss.
Although it's been said many times, many ways.
See the Bush Mess! Boo-Hiss!

They think that Smirk will have his way
He's bringing lots of joy to buddies for their pay
Hope every Democrat is gonna try
To see that his policies will never fly

To Smirk I'm offering no words of praise
If we aim true, we will not miss
Although it's been said many times, many ways
See the Bush Mess! Boo-Hiss!

Here is the original Newt version of this song parody, The Gingrich Song
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