The Gingrich Song
(Sung to the tune of "The Christmas Song" by Nat King Cole)

Gun nuts boasting they will open fire
Jack Kemp ripping at his foes
Pat Buchanan shouting on the news wire
And Newt says, "Give me more of those"

Everyone said Newt's a turkey, and he's missed by few
He's the only reason why
Freshmen punks with their minds all askew
Can't wait to make more laws so sly

They think that Newt will have his way
He's loaded lots of bills with riders on his tray
And every Democrat is gonna try
To make sure these laws are never gonna fly

To Newt I'm offering no words of praise
If we aim true, we will not miss
Although it's been said many times, many ways
Down with Gingrich!  Boo-Hiss!

They think that Newt will have his way
He's loaded lots of bills with riders on his tray
And every Democrat is gonna try
To make sure these laws are never gonna fly

To Newt I'm offering no words of praise
If we aim true, we will not miss
Although it's been said many times, many ways
Down with Gingrich!  Boo-Hiss!


Here is a Bush version of this song parody, The Bush Mess Song
More Newt Gingrich Song Parodies


Copyright © 1996 by W. Tong

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