They'll Want To Call On Shrub Again
(Sung to the tune of "I'll Never Fall In Love Again" by Dionne Warwick)

(instrumental intro)

Big Oil got a windfall from Shrub.
Enron did, too, though it turned to rubble.
Favors they got - Bush said, "No trouble."
They'll... want to call on Shrub again.
They'll... want to call on Shrub again.

If Bush resigns, they will miss this guy.
The bigger the bribe, the more they own ya.
If you stiff them, they'll try to stone ya...
They'll... want to call on Shrub again.
They'll... want to call on Shrub again.

Big Oil owns him, there's no doubt.
Bush doesn't care, even if we find out.
Dubya aims to, aims to blind you.
Stop asking why, or Ashcroft will find you.

 

Big Oil got a windfall from Shrub.
Got tax relief by selling our tomorrow.
Looting our funds, to spend and borrow...
They'll... want to call on Shrub again.
They'll... want to call on Shrub again.

(instrumental interlude)

Dubya aims to, aims to blind you.
Stop asking why, or Ashcroft will find you.

Big Oil got a windfall from Shrub.
Got tax relief by selling our tomorrow.
Looting our funds, to spend and borrow...
They'll... want to call on Shrub again.
Don't you know that they'll... 
Want to call on Shrub again.
They'll... want to call on Shrub again.


Here is a Rush Limbaugh version of this parody: They'll Never Fall For Rush Again
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