Republican Congress
(Sung to the tune of "American Woman" by The Guess Who) 
(electric guitar riff intro)

Republican Congress
Tell me what you see
Republican Congress
A slim majority
 

Tell me, what is this Congress for?
They don't pass laws in this place no more
They've got more important things to do
Like spend time investigating you

This Congress
Wants to stay this way
Republican Congress
Will be made to pay-ay-ay-ay-ay-ay!

(electric guitar solo)

Republican Congress
Is too blind to see
Republican Congress
Right wing zealotry

This Congress has a revolving door
If you know what soft money's for
Their far right's been hypnotized
By scandals and Starr's prying eyes
This Congress wants to stay this way
Republican Congress will be made to pay-ay-ay-ay-ay-ay!

(electric guitar solo)

Republican Congress
Won't have their way
Republican Congress
Is gonna really pay

They're gonna hang themselves next fall
The right wing could just lose it all
Despite impeachment and plots they schemed
They failed and got the voters steamed
Their far right's been hypnotized
By scandals and Starr's prying eyes
Next election, you are gonna see
Republican Congress lose majority

Yes, they're gonna pay, gonna really pay, so, so, so
Gonna lose this election,
Gonna lose this election
Bye-bye
Bye-bye
Bye-bye
Bye-bye

They're no good, you see
They're no good for you
Gonna poke the right wing in the eye
Tell you what we're gonna do
We know they gotta leave
We know they gotta go
We know they gotta leave
We know they gotta go-o,
We're gonna kick this Congress
Goodbye, Republican Congress
Their party's making us sick


Here are alternate Dubya Bush versions of this song parody:  Republican Dummy | Republican Dubya

Copyright © 1999 by W. Tong

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