Dumb Trust
(Parody of "Young Lust" from "The Wall" album by Pink Floyd)
Guest song parody by skisics surus, skisics@yahoo.com

I am just a Baptist boy
I was just kidding around.
Where are all the Catholics?
Whos gonna vote for me in this town?
Oooh, I need a token Catholic
Oooh, I need New York

Will someone take pity on this lad?
Who could make Michigan alright?
Ill write a lame ass letter
Should have done sooner, in hindsight.
Oooh, I need a token catholic
Oooh, I need New York

[Phone rings..Clunk of receiver being lifted]
Yes, a collect call for the Pope from George W.
Will you accept the charges from United States?

[clunk! of phone being put down]
Oh, He hung up! That's your emminence, right?
I wonder why he hung up?
Is there supposed to be someone else
there besides the pope there to answer?

[Phone rings again...clunk of receiver being picked up]
Hello? This is United States calling, are we reaching...?
[interrupted by phone being put down]
See he keeps hanging up, and it's a man answering.
[whirr of connection being closed]

Next song in the album: One Of My Burns

Copyright © 2000 by Skisics Surus
Do you like to write political song parodies?Get some writing tips here, or e-mail your song(s) to me

More Guest Song Parodies

Return to the New Song Parodies List

Return to the Christmas Song Parodies List

Return to the "Newt Era" Rock & Roll Song Parodies List