I Want Everything A Secret

I Want Everything A Secret
Satire about the Dubya Bush and his administration's obsession with secrecy
(Sung to the tune of "Do You Want To Know A Secret" by The Beatles)

(As sung by Dubya Bush:)

(instrumental intro)

You'll never know how much I'm keeping from you...
You'll never know how much, but I don't care...

Listen! I want everything a secret.
Flunkies, promise not to tell... no, no, no...
No, sir! I'll make papers disappear.
With this purge, I'm in the clear...
I am W, so boo-hoo-oo...

I'm keeping secrets about what I do.
Nobody knows, so screw you!

Listen! I want everything a secret.
Flunkies, promise not to tell... no, no, no...
No, sir! I'll make papers disappear.
With this purge, I'm in the clear...
I am W, so boo-hoo-ooo...

(repeat last line and fade)

Here's an earlier Election 2000 version: Do You Want To Know My Secret?
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