Faker Shrub Has Got Nothing At All

Faker Shrub Has Got Nothing At All
(Sung to the tune of "Making Love Out Of Nothing At All" by Air Supply)

(instrumental intro)

He'd hush us to a whisper, and he won't let us ask why.
Evades us when we ask for answers; he'll send Ari out to lie.
Bush knows he has to fake it, as the con man for his scheme.
He'd lock up seekers of the truth, in pursuit of his right wing dream.
And he thinks war is a virtue, and the public willl approve.
They're the actions of poseur and too many cannons loose.
And he fears the right wing fading, and his office time's gonna fly.
Gave Big Oil loads of riches and his donors just the same.
He ignores the rules, but then he knows how to break 'em.
'Cause he knows that's the name of the game.

But he knows he must deceive you.
Truth would cause his own downfall.
He knows nothing, but says, "Screw it."
Faker Shrub... has got nothing at all... (Faker Shrub)
Has got nothing at all... (Faker Shrub)
Has got nothing at all... (Faker Shrub)

Has got nothing at all... (Faker Shrub)
Has got nothing at all... (Faker Shrub)
Has got nothing at all... (Faker Shrub)
Has got nothing at all...

Everytime we see him, we're amazed at this dumb czar.
Screams over air waves, "It's not fair!"
'Bout 9/11, ask him why and take aim at his lies, like a spotlight.
They're beating on him now like a drum, and he's lost,
And it's looking like the end of his coup.
It's the heart of darkness at the pit of the Right.
Even as we are speakin,' they just endlessly fight.
They're gonna follow him, 'cause everything is gold.
They give nothing, they won't give it to you.

(instrumental break)

We can watch the dumbbell fumble.
We can see the tumbling stock.
We can hear Rummy cackle 'bout the cost of new missiles.
We can read whom Europeans mock.
We can fight the Right forever.
And we won't give up 'til Dubya's gone.
He can break every promise that has ever been made.
And we can't wait 'til this moron is gone.
He'll forever be a fake, that W.
Yeah, we really want to see him fall.
He'll forever be a fake talkin' voodoo...

Faker Shrub... has got nothing at all... (Faker Shrub)
Has got nothing at all... (Faker Shrub)
Has got nothing at all... (Faker Shrub)

Has got nothing at all... (Faker Shrub)
Has got nothing at all... (Faker Shrub)
Has got nothing at all... (Faker Shrub)

(fade)

Here's an alternate version by Bo Bielefeldt: Making Sense Out Of Nothing At All
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