Gitmo Pit

Gitmo Pit
Satire about the Bush-created gulag in Guantanamo Bay, better known as "Gitmo" where "enemy combatants" have been detained indefinitely and tortured without charge or legal representation.
(Sung to the tune of "Cisco Kid" by War)

(instrumental intro)

Gitmo pit: length of stay - all time.
Gitmo pit: length of stay - all time.
Torture risky; Bush commits war crime.
Torture risky; Bush commits war crime.

Struck down rule of law throughout our land.
Struck down rule of law throughout our land.
Bush exalted; wingnuts in command.
Bush exalted; wingnuts in command.

Outlaws rule from pinheads on High Court.
Outlaws rule from pinheads on High Court.
Gitmo torture: stain Bush won't report.
Gitmo torture: stain Bush won't report.

A...bu... Ghraib... cruel... cruel... cruel...

Rumsfeld was upset; torture pics were real.
Rumsfeld was upset; torture pics were real.
Ashcroft's lingo: "no right to appeal."
Ashcroft's lingo: "no right to appeal."

Gitmo pit: length of stay - all time.
Gitmo pit: the length of stay - all time.
Gitmo pit: length of stay - all time.
Gitmo pit: length of stay - all time.

(repeat final refrain and fade)

Here's an earlier John AssKKKroft version: Crisco Kid
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