I'm Henry The Ace, I Am
(Sung to the tune of "I'm Henry VIII, I Am" by Herman's Hermits)

As sung by Henry Kissinger, recently appointed by Bush to lead the 9/11 whitewash, er, investigation

(instrumental intro)
 
I'm Henry the Ace, I am.
Henry the Ace, I am, I am.
I'm not buried, back in power once more.
I've been carried by Bush to the door.
Then Dubya told me, "Henry..." (Henry)
"Investigate, but make it all a sham (a sham)."
He's relying on me, Henry.
Henry the Ace, I am.

Spoken: Second verse?  Where is my nurse?

I'm Henry the Ace, I am.
Henry the Ace, I am, I am.
I'm not buried, back in power once more.
I've been carried by Bush to the door.
Then Dubya told me, "Henry..." (Henry)
"Investigate, but make it all a sham (a sham)."
He's relying on me, Henry.
Henry the Ace, I am.

(instrumental break)

I'm Henry the Ace, I am.
Henry the Ace, I am, I am.
I'm not buried, back in power once more.
I've been carried by Bush to the door.
Then Dubya told me, "Henry..." (Henry)
"Investigate,  but make it all a sham (a sham)."
He's relying on me, Henry.
Henry the Ace, I am.

H-E-N-R-Y...
Henry (Henry)...
Henry (Henry)...
Henry the Ace, I am, I am.
Henry the Ace, I am.

Ja!

Alternate versions of this song parody:
I'm Dubya The Ape, I Am
I'm Henry the Hyde, I Am
More George W. Bush song parodies from the Dubya Song Book Page!

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