Oh, John Ashcroft is the new A.G.,
A fact that we find quite scary.
The Fourth Reich is Ashcroft's goal.
Let 'em know! Let 'em know!  Let 'em know!

He's glad to clamp down on your right
To speak your own mind and to fight.
Don't want to be Bush's ho's,
Let 'em know! Let 'em know!  Let 'em know!

When he really gets up to speed,
He will take us up to heaven's door,
He's got every thing he could need:
Crisco and old Christian lore!

He's dangerous and so creepy.
He hopes everyone is sleepy.
Not a Bushie? Then you're a foe.
Let 'em know! Let 'em know!  Let 'em know!

(repeat verses)