Very Low! Very Low! Very Low!

Very Low! Very Low! Very Low!
(Sung to the tune of "Let It Snow" by Vaughn Monroe)

(instrumental intro)

9-11 attacks were frightful.
But the G.O.P.'s been spiteful.
Extremists like Falwell go
Very low! Very low! Very low!

George Dubya's reign was flopping.
Now it's buoyed by more bombs dropping.
The Right Wing is striking blows
Very low! Very low! Very low!

For the Right Wing, it's a delight.
Anti-terror laws make their hearts warm.
They are using this war to fight
Those who won't follow their swarm.

John Ashcroft will do more spying.
And Rumsfeld will do more buying.
Our opinion of Bush and his "ho's"?
Very low! Very low! Very low!

(repeat verses)