They're
Mad At Reno Now
And Reno caused them trouble
See, she stands about six feet tall
All the right wing kooks want to run for cover
Republicans hate her for sure
Chorus:
Yeah, they're mad at Reno now
Elian's gone, and they had a cow
Mad that things turned out wrong
Screaming like a big stuck hog
With Reno they did gamble
When they took the path they chose
Tried to bribe Elian with toys and things
Just to tweak old Castro's nose
We know it's not coincidental
They got this right wing attitude
They thought Republican Huns in the Congress had won
They got so crazed, they came unglued
(Repeat Chorus)
They weren't willing to let Elian go
Reno played too nice
Went past the deadline too far
And the right wing chorus
Gave these Cubans bad advice
So she sprang surprise upon them
Rescued Elian just as planned
Reno showed them a lesson
'Bout messin' up these no good Republicans
(Repeat Chorus)
So the right wing screamed, "They frightened him!"
And claimed the cops broke down the door
It was by the book, and their scams just fizzled
Now their chance to get Reno's gone
Yeah, they're mad at Reno now
Elian's gone, and they had a cow
Mad that things turned out wrong
Screaming like a big stuck hog
Yeah, they were mad that things turned out wrong
Screaming like a big stuck hog!
This song was written from a suggestion by Darrell Decker - see Darrell's version of this song
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