Oil Czar
(Sung to the tune of "All Star" by Smashmouth)

(instrumental intro)

Bush Daddy said, "Hey Son, the world is yours to run."
Shrub ain't the sharpest tool in the shed.
He's still looking kind of dumb, and the world thinks he is scum
For creating the hell since this dunce "led."

Now we fear it's coming: Iraq war is coming,
Led by the fools who got rich by gun running.
Doesn't make sense, 'cause Bush lives for fun.
No brains, ain't smart; figurehead so dumb.

Expose this fool's hypocrisy
Before long, Dems will take back their seats.
Let's let him know: he must go.
He and his gang, be brought low.

Dubya  is an oil czar, put the blame on his ways.
Dubya is an dumb czar, and a blowhard, oil-made.
Oil is bitter black gold.
Stop his endless wars, break his stranglehold.

At the fool's place is this office holder
In the White House, his plan for war gets bolder.
But his media men are his buffer.
Help him play his "role" while the nation will suffer.

The world's state has been threatened by him.
The Earth is getting warm,
But the Shrub remains dim.
The Shrub's a liar; his men are boors.
That's the way they like it; snake oil, no cures.

Dubya is an oil czar, put the blame on his ways.
Dubya is an dumb czar, and a blowhard, oil-made.
Oil is bitter black gold.
Stop his endless wars, break his stranglehold.

(instrumental break)

Dubya is an oil czar, put the blame on his ways.
Dubya is an dumb czar, and a blowhard, oil-made.
Oil is bitter black gold.
Stop his endless wars...

George W.'s past?  Press won't dare to even ask
Why has he kept himself away, to hide his face?
He's inept; needs to be prepped,
Before he makes a fool of himself.
And we could all use a regime change.

Now we fear it's coming: Iraq war is coming,
Led by the fools who got rich by gun running.
Doesn't make sense, 'cause Bush lives for fun.
No brains, ain't smart; figurehead so dumb.

Expose this fool's hypocrisy
Before long, Dems will take back their seats.
Let's let him know: he must go (GO!).
He and his gang, be brought low.

Dubya is an oil czar, put the blame on his ways.
Dubya is an dumb czar, and a blowhard, oil-made.
Oil is bitter black gold.
Stop his endless wars, break his stranglehold.

Oil is bitter black gold.
Stop his endless wars, break his stranglehold.


Here's an earlier version by Skisics Surus: Bush The SCROTUM
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