Poll Man
Corporate scandals and 9/11 questions steadily erode Dubya's poll ratings
(Sung to the tune of "Soul Man" by Sam & Dave)

As sung by Dubya Bush:
 
(instrumental intro)

As I tell you, just do as you're told.
Say nothing!   Let bad news go cold.
I don't regret it.   I've got nothing.
I'm worried!  Election's coming.

I'm a poll man...
I'm a poll man...
I'm a poll man...
I'm a poll man...

Get what I want - that's my way.
We're at war, you'd better...
Watch just what you say.
So, Cheney, we'll just have to sweat.
What voters see, hope they forget.

I'm a poll man...
I'm a poll man...
I'm a poll man...
I'm a poll man...
A stab of hope, and I hope we'll win.
I'm no dope - I'm Big Business' best friend.

Yeah (yeah), yeah (yeah), yeah (yeah).

I'm a poll man...
I'm a poll man...
I'm a poll man...
I'm a poll man...

(repeat and fade)

Alternate versions of this song parody:
I'm A Dull Man (Bush version)
I'm An Oil Man (Cheney version)
I'm a Dole Man
More George W. Bush song parodies from the Dubya Song Book Page!

Copyright © 2002 by W. Tong

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