She's Rude
Dedicated to Bush shill and right wing reactionary columnist Ann Coulter
(Sung to the tune of "Hey Jude" by The Beatles)

(instrumental intro)

She's rude... she is quite mad.
Coulter's dead wrong, and won't get better.
A member of right wing kooks taking part
Calling Bush "smart," but people know better.

She's crude... a loud-mouthed maid.
She's displayed what really upsets her:
Hates liberals - they just get under her skin.
Blasting their "sin" just makes her feel better.

Her right wing slime just sounds insane.
She's rude, it's plain.
She pissed off the world, and now they've told her:
"Hey, Ann, go blow!  You're just a fool, who's being cruel.
Your right winger world's a nut case holder!"
Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na...

She's crude... a right wing clown.
We should pound her, and upset her.
A member of right wing kooks taking part
Calling Bush "smart," but people know better.

She fumes and pouts with poison pen,
She's rude again... debating for more racial profiling.
She just shows that she's a kook who's booed, no fluke.
Ann proves by the crap that she keeps piling.
Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na...

She's rude... she is quite mad.
Coulter's dead wrong, and won't get better.
A member of right wing kooks taking part
Calling Bush "smart," but people know better.

Na, na, na, na...
Na-na-na-na...
Na-na-na-na...
She's rude...

Na, na, na, na...
Na-na-na-na...
Na-na-na-na...
She's rude...

(repeat refrain and fade)


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Shrillest Yet Pundette
I Can't Stand Her
Ann Is Crazed
Bimbo Lizard
Give Ann A Raspberry And Say
Smoke From Ms. Coulter
Right Wing Bitch
Stitched Up Woman by Darrell Decker
Ballad of Ann Coulter by Darrell Decker
She Can't Get Bill Out Of Her Head by Skisics Surus
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