Typical of W.

Typical of W.
(Sung to the tune of "Wouldn’t it be Loverly" from the Broadway musical "My Fair Lady")
Guest song parody by Attmay

(instrumental intro)

Now that Bush is the president,
Social Security’s good as spent.
Don’t know where his brain went,
How typical of W.

Yes, his platforms are very weak,
He spouts gibberish when he speaks.
The next four years look bleak,
How typical of W.

Oh... so... typical with his lousy cabinet... appointees.
Soon, courts... will be overrun
With Nazi-esque right wing sleaze.

No mistake, he’s a right wing whore.
He’ll get only one term, no more.
Those platforms I abhor,
They’re typical... of W.

(instrumental break)

Now that Bush is the president,
Social Security’s good as spent.
Don’t know where his brain went,
How typical of W.

Yes, his platforms are very weak,
He spouts gibberish when he speaks.
The next four years look bleak,
How typical of W.

Oh... so... typical with his lousy cabinet... appointees.
Soon, courts... will be overrun
With Nazi-esque right wing sleaze.

No mistake, he’s a right wing whore.
He’ll get only one term, no more.
Those platforms I abhor,
They’re typical... of W.

(instrumental ending)

Alternate versions of this parody:
Wouldn't War Be Lovely
Won't The Court Be Loverly by Lydia Theys
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