Wouldn't War Be Lovely?

Wouldn't War Be Lovely?
(Sung to the tune of "Wouldn't It Be Loverly" from the Broadway musical, "My Fair Lady")

As sung by pResident Dubya Bush:

(instrumental intro)

What I want is to bomb somewhere
Far away, hitting Saddam's lair.
Stock market's turned to bear,
So, wouldn't war be lovely?
G.O.P.'s worried they'll get beat.
Scandals were making lots of heat.
Erase Saddam - how neat!
So, wouldn't war be lovely?
Oil, so lovely sittin' underneath Iraq - there still.
I am now the judge of who is "evil" - those we kill.
Saddam's "dead" - he'll be history.
Term extender, this war can be.
War takes good care of me,
So, wouldn't war be lovely?
(instrumental break)
What I want is to bomb somewhere
Far away, hitting Saddam's lair.
Stock market's turned to bear,
So, wouldn't war be lovely?

G.O.P.'s worried they'll get beat.
Scandals were making lots of heat.
Erase Saddam - how neat!
So, wouldn't war be lovely?

Oil, so lovely sittin' underneath Iraq - there still.
I am now the judge of who is "evil" - those we kill.

Saddam's "dead" - he'll be history.
Term extender, this war can be.
War takes good care of me,
So, wouldn't war... be lovely?

(instrumental ending)

Alternate versions of this parody:
Won't The Court Be Loverly by Lydia Theys
Typical of W. by Attmay
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