Litigator
(That's How The Bushes Steal)
(instrumental intro)
Litigator... oh, could you help me win this fall?
See, my numbers in the last poll in Florida faded!
I'll run the U.S.A, if my brother gets his way.
That's why he said we'd do well; the right wing's waited.
(Chorus:)
This is not the way Jeb said it would go.
We're so upset 'bout that.
Just stop Gore from having the votes recounted.
Have Harris call it, and set a deadline.
Go to court... to overcome Al Gore.
We'll pay you very well.
And I wish your words could just convince the judge.
Or we can win on appeal
'Cause that's how the Bushes steal!
(instrumental break)
Litigator... oh, could you help me win this fall?
'Cause I can't heed the numbers, and Gore might beat
me!
They're seeing through my lies.
Though Gore is running out of time.
I hope the Supreme Court is going to come and save me.
This is not the way Jeb said it would go.
We're so upset 'bout that.
Just stop Gore from having the votes recounted.
Have Harris call it, and set a deadline.
Go to court... to overcome Al Gore.
We'll pay you very well.
And I wish your words could just convince the judge.
Or we can win on appeal.
'Cause that's how the Bushes steal!
(instrumental break)
Litigator... if I don't win, I lose it all!
It's so unfair - the recounts that I must walk through.
Think we'll stall for time.
Scalia can get me out of this bind.
Help me do the crime!
This is not the way Jeb said it would go.
We're so upset 'bout that.
Just stop Gore from having the votes recounted.
Have Harris call it, and set a deadline.
Go to court... to overcome Al Gore.
We'll pay you very well.
And I wish your words could just convince the judge.
Or we can win on appeal.
'Cause that's how the Bushes steal!
(instrumental ending)
