Stitched
Up Woman
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(instrumental intro)
Stringy hair and bony hips,
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Annie-poo, witchy woman,
She's got a mad gleam in her eye.
Skinny stitched-up woman,
Maybe she's just a man in disguise.
(instrumental break)
She's on TV all the time,
Everybody wishes she was a mime,
Her voice reaches an awful pitch,
You'll see her Adam's apple twitching,
She's just an evil bitch.
Annie-poo, witchy woman,
She's got a mad gleam in her eye.
Skinny stitched-up woman,
Maybe she's just a man in disguise.
(instrumental break)
Nobody's gonna love her, except her right wing "brothers",
She's been Freeping with the dittoheads.
Her legs look like a chicken's,
With mini-skirts she's sticking,
Being out-talked by a liberal is what Coulter dreads.
Annie-poo, witchy woman,
She's got a mad gleam in her eye.
Skinny stitched-up woman,
Maybe she's just a man in disguise.
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