Ashcroftu No Haiku
by Randall Winn

He peers owlishly
At a press that shall photo
No other hooter.

Oh timeless Justice,
Our Constitutionís Goddess -
You forgot your bra!

Classic stone statue
Invigorates our culture
But needs more toga.

Canít find Osama.
Anthrax terrorists? Sorry.
But we caught boobies!

Will our Bill of Rights
Become a scrap of parchment
As mammary fades?

There's two per woman.
Can so rare a species need
Fedíral Protection?

Endless, endless war:
A convenient accident?
If these boobs could talk ...


 

How many 
boobs are there
really in this picture?

Also by Randall Winn:
Ballad of G. Dubya's Style
Dubya's Candid Sonnet

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