Oh timeless Justice,
Our Constitution’s Goddess -
You forgot your bra!

Classic stone statue
Invigorates our culture
But needs more toga.

Can’t find Osama.
Anthrax terrorists? Sorry.
But we caught boobies!

Will our Bill of Rights
Become a scrap of parchment
As mammary fades?

There's two per woman.
Can so rare a species need
Fed’ral Protection?

Endless, endless war:
A convenient accident?
If these boobs could talk ...