Just sit right back, and you'll hear a tale: A tale of a brainless dip. That started when a tropic State Found Gore votes they could clip. That Bush was a mighty failing man. His daddy's friends so firm. His brother fixed the vote, and he got A full four-year term A full four-year term. <CRASH!> He pushed some laws to help his friends. The economy was tossed. He dismissed Bill Clinton's terror plans. The Twin Towers were lost. The Twin Towers were lost.

Bush: Dick, what's a tsunami? Cheney: It's that tidal wave of scandal about to engulf us!

The ship of state has gone aground,
Our land in a downward spiral.
With Silly Man (George W. Bush),
The Skipper, too (Donald Rumsfeld),
The Millionaire and his Wife (Dick & Lynne Cheney) ,
The Movie Star (Charlton Heston),
The Professor (Condi Rice),
And merry Ann (Coulter).
Here in Silly Man's Spiral!

Prosperity has been pissed away
By Bush and his corporate crime.
He made a fu**in' mess of things
In just two years time.

Reversing what his wrecking crew
Has done will take, at best,
A decade, while those comfortable
Say "Tough Sh*t" to all the rest.

Our phony right wing dodo czar
Is now King G.W.B.
The Dim Son's brain is too slow;
A simian mentally.

In '04, make his regime end,
Choose substance over style.
Take back what has been snatched away.
End this Silly Man's Spiral!

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